Meet BLOW: a Labrador mix with U.S. Customs in San Ysidro, California, who got his own trading card in 1991. Yes, that was his name. Yes, that was his job. He started in 1989 and has a $17.3 million currency seizure on his record, which is more than I’ve made in comedy. Wear the card on the front and his stats on the back, so people can read his résumé as you walk away.
Front: the 1991 BLOW card, full size, every star intact
Back: the card’s stats (Tattoo #C-597, Labrador mix, age 7, 60 lb, started 1989, the $17.3 million seizure, 1-800-BE-ALERT) under a Timmy Jimmy badge
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz (white)
Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex fit: side-seamed, pre-shrunk, soft as a Lab’s ear
Printed on demand, just for you. No warehouse full of BLOW.
Sizes XS–5XL
Care: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Don’t iron the print. Don’t dry clean. Treat it like a good boy.
Meet BLOW: a Labrador mix with U.S. Customs in San Ysidro, California, who got his own trading card in 1991. Yes, that was his name. Yes, that was his job. He started in 1989 and has a $17.3 million currency seizure on his record, which is more than I’ve made in comedy. Wear the card on the front and his stats on the back, so people can read his résumé as you walk away.
Front: the 1991 BLOW card, full size, every star intact
Back: the card’s stats (Tattoo #C-597, Labrador mix, age 7, 60 lb, started 1989, the $17.3 million seizure, 1-800-BE-ALERT) under a Timmy Jimmy badge
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz (white)
Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex fit: side-seamed, pre-shrunk, soft as a Lab’s ear
Printed on demand, just for you. No warehouse full of BLOW.
Sizes XS–5XL
Care: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Don’t iron the print. Don’t dry clean. Treat it like a good boy.
